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Lotte Lane

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I'm Lotte. I'm a writer, awesomiser and chronic over-sharer.
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  • 428 Days Later

    5.45 in the morning. I’m lying in bed, weeping. So far, so standard for the parent of a shitty sleeper. For 14 months, I’ve been woken up several times a… Read more >

  • The Most Important Piece of Advice a New Mother Needs to Hear

      CHILL THE F*CK OUT. Birth story not the glorious glowy lovefest you had hoped it would be (Sunroof? Salad tongs? Pooed on the pavement in front of your neighbours?)…. Read more >

  • What My Mother Taught Me

      Growing up, my mother was to me like a movie star: the epitome of mysterious glamour. She’d left home when I was seven or eight – we waved her… Read more >

  • Poonami

    There’s A LOT of shit going down in Lotteland right now. And I’m not talking metaphorically: I am talking actual physical stuff.  Right now I am completely scatologically obsessed. The… Read more >

  • I’m rubbish at being ill

    At 4am this morning, I test my ever-wonderful husband’s patience once again by waking him up crying and snivelling in a fit of neurosis. I feel really stressed Dave There’s SO much… Read more >