Lotte Lane

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Lotte Lane

Who am I?

I'm Lotte - writer, over-sharer and navel-gazer extraordinaire. I like being honest on the Internet.

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Latest From the Blog

  • I have NO plan

    This week was one of those weeks when all your best-laid plans go awry. My plan to stay off social media went to shit, thanks to the car crash that… Read more >

  • Sometimes I play the martyr…

    It’s not a part of my personality I’m particularly fond of – but I DO have the tendency to be a bit martyr-y. Realised it yesterday morning when I found… Read more >

  • I miss my nan

    Yesterday was one of those days when I wanted to eat my feelings. Given I’m trying to make healthy choices right now my comfort eating took on ridiculously crunchy tones…. Read more >

  • I get spun out by ridiculous things

    I like to try and pass myself off as a vaguely together person, but behind the scenes I get totally spun out about the most RIDICULOUS things. This week has… Read more >

  • What I did in the Summer Holidays, by Lotte Lane aged 36 and a half

    For various existential (and also practical) reasons, I’ve not been able to blog for a while. However, once again Susannah Conway’s ‘August Break’ photo challenge has lured me back in the blogging… Read more >