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I'm Lotte. I'm a writer, awesomiser & chronic over-sharer, and I want to be friends with YOU...
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Latest From the Blog

  • My Dirty Secret

    In the week we discovered our prime minister may well have inserted his penis into a dead pig’s head, I’m thinking – out of solidarity with Davey C – it would… Read more >

  • This is the kind of mother I am

    Confession time: other parents make me angry. Sometimes an innocuous post on Facebook makes me fly into a rage. The comments in a Mumsnet thread can leave me feeling sick. Parenting blogs… Read more >

  • What I did in the Summer Holidays, by Lotte Lane aged 35 and a half

    With two kids and no childcare, it was inevitable August would be a write-off blogging wise. Instead, I funnelled what’s left of my creativity into Susannah Conway’s ‘August Break’ photo challenge,… Read more >

  • Meh.

    So. I’ve been in a bit of a poke this last week or so and haven’t been able to work out why. I’ve been feeling listless, numb, month-old-bottle-of-schweppes flat. I’ve noticed… Read more >

  • Let me tell you what you should do with your life

    On a number of occasions recently I’ve had the peculiar pleasure of receiving unsolicited mail from strange men. Yes, really. Although the content varies, the essential ask is always the… Read more >